straightwhiteboystexting:

itissteph:

Once when I was 15 a guy on Facebook asked me if I wanted to play twenty questions and I thought he meant the game where you have to guess what they are so i responded “oh yeah that sounds fun” he said “you go first” and i asked “ok so are you an inanimate object?” 

Why can’t we just go back to simpler times like these?

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micdotcom:

The world is (obviously) going wild for Beyonce the Riveting

 Indeed, she woke up like this, and then the Internet collectively screamed, “Yaaaaaassssss!”
Who Bey might be criticizing with the picture | Follow micdotcom

micdotcom:

The world is (obviously) going wild for Beyonce the Riveting

 Indeed, she woke up like this, and then the Internet collectively screamed, “Yaaaaaassssss!”

Who Bey might be criticizing with the picture | Follow micdotcom

marvelousspoiler:

fighting4fantasy:

Barnes & Noble.

Their best selling books tend to deal with memory loss.

marvelousspoiler:

fighting4fantasy:

Barnes & Noble.

Their best selling books tend to deal with memory loss.

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dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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oxbutt:

playing truth or dare
more like
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or

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awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

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idontgiveahex:

too-kawaii-to-die:

inlarryithrust:

bitterboob:
i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try

oh my god it’s back

it’s like the sunglasses got in touch with its inner boomerang 

idontgiveahex:

too-kawaii-to-die:

inlarryithrust:

bitterboob:

i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try

oh my god it’s back

it’s like the sunglasses got in touch with its inner boomerang 

(via yourbloginess)

(Source: resurgance, via yourbloginess)